Teachers are so intimidating!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
I don't know which is funnier...
The fact that every Tuesday, my English teacher seems to be absent...
o____o mysteriously!
OR
I still haven't got back my English exam results back!
22 days later...
--
1 more day till BACK TO THE 80's!
cant wait, cant wait!
My heart stopped for a milisecond today in childhood studies.
TEACHERS ARE SO INTIMIDATING!
they scare the shit outta me!
Today, I was in Childhood Studies and I went on blogger hoping to get my blog post done by the end of the session when suddenly I saw the reflection of Ms Hirschberg standing behind me. She was staring at my laptop then she slowly went down to eye level to my laptop and I swear my heart literally stopped. Apparently Yeemon said my face was priceless! I looked like I just shat myself. Bah! That was so intimidating! I'm scared of her now.
I am the lamest person you will ever meet. Lerlyn & Yeemon can justify that from today's CHS session! I spent 1 hour laughing at jokes, telling jokes, laughing uncontrollably at jokes that I remembered suddenly.
Q: How do you wake up lady gaga from her sleep?
A: Poke her face (Poker face)
LMAO!
Kudos to Michael for that joke!
Okay, here's a joke to all my blog readers...
One day, 3 nuns decided that they didn't want to be nuns again so they went to find the priest.
Priest: If you do not want to be a nun anymore, you have to do something wrong
so the 3 nuns left...
The next day, the first nun came back and the priest said, 'what did you do wrong?'
I stole a boy's bicycle when he went inside the candy shop...
That was very wrong, you are no longer a nun. Drink this holy water.
Later on, the 2nd nun came...
'What did you do wrong?' asked the priest..
'Father, I stole a magazine from the news agency
Okay, drink this water & your no longer a nun. So the nun did that.
By then, the priest was getting a headache when the 3rd nun arrive
'No need to tell me what you did wrong, just drink the holy water'
The nun refused and he said 'FINE! What did you do wrong?'
I peed in the holy water yesterday when you said to do something wrong!
Don't be offended by this jokes. I don't care if your offended, really.
If your offended, your missing a sense of humor! ^___^
Who invented jokes?
does anyone know?
--
I was a loner in art today - semi! Lerlyn needed help with the printer so she called me & I was reluctant to get up! Who knows which ji bai will steal my chair again. So I took my bag and put it on my chair. (Yeah, just laugh at me!) Then I told Lerlyn when we return, I would get a dirty chair with my bag on top of it. Then when we returned later, I made Lerlyn look at my chair and nothing changed at all! I still had my clean chair with my bag on the top of it.
She thought I was crazy!!
YEAH, LAUGH AT ME!
but im not crazy guys!
--
I know, I'm one weird kid!
Today I was walking to Human Biology when I saw Gwen. So I was just casually talking to Gwen. i don't know if its just me but her body kept going lower and lower to the ground and her hand was fiddling around in her jacket like she was suffering a heart attack or something. BUT she looks fine! Happy and cheerful like always. A MILLION THINGS WENT THROUGH MY HEAD! *looks away* I was like o___o Should i ask if she's okay? Err, crap! My legs are so cold, if she needs medical help, I don't think my frozen legs can run that fast to the teacher's office. Should I walk faster so if she collapsed on the floor, I wouldn't get blame?
(I know, I know! I'm a weird kid! My brain thinks too much! That explains my insomia)
Then mysteriously like she just read my mind..she's like 'I know it looks weird but I'm finding my ipod'. Then she pulls out her ipod from under her jacket. I didn't know if I should laugh at myself for thinking she was suffering a heart attack.
I mean WHY WOULD I THINK OF THAT!?!
o_____o *touch wood*
School is really making me go cuckoo!
Okay, I'm off to complete my homework that's due tomorrow!
Weird kid signing off!~
The fact that every Tuesday, my English teacher seems to be absent...
o____o mysteriously!
OR
I still haven't got back my English exam results back!
22 days later...
--
1 more day till BACK TO THE 80's!
cant wait, cant wait!
My heart stopped for a milisecond today in childhood studies.
TEACHERS ARE SO INTIMIDATING!
they scare the shit outta me!
Today, I was in Childhood Studies and I went on blogger hoping to get my blog post done by the end of the session when suddenly I saw the reflection of Ms Hirschberg standing behind me. She was staring at my laptop then she slowly went down to eye level to my laptop and I swear my heart literally stopped. Apparently Yeemon said my face was priceless! I looked like I just shat myself. Bah! That was so intimidating! I'm scared of her now.
I am the lamest person you will ever meet. Lerlyn & Yeemon can justify that from today's CHS session! I spent 1 hour laughing at jokes, telling jokes, laughing uncontrollably at jokes that I remembered suddenly.
Q: How do you wake up lady gaga from her sleep?
A: Poke her face (Poker face)
LMAO!
Kudos to Michael for that joke!
Okay, here's a joke to all my blog readers...
One day, 3 nuns decided that they didn't want to be nuns again so they went to find the priest.
Priest: If you do not want to be a nun anymore, you have to do something wrong
so the 3 nuns left...
The next day, the first nun came back and the priest said, 'what did you do wrong?'
I stole a boy's bicycle when he went inside the candy shop...
That was very wrong, you are no longer a nun. Drink this holy water.
Later on, the 2nd nun came...
'What did you do wrong?' asked the priest..
'Father, I stole a magazine from the news agency
Okay, drink this water & your no longer a nun. So the nun did that.
By then, the priest was getting a headache when the 3rd nun arrive
'No need to tell me what you did wrong, just drink the holy water'
The nun refused and he said 'FINE! What did you do wrong?'
I peed in the holy water yesterday when you said to do something wrong!
Don't be offended by this jokes. I don't care if your offended, really.
If your offended, your missing a sense of humor! ^___^
Who invented jokes?
does anyone know?
--
I was a loner in art today - semi! Lerlyn needed help with the printer so she called me & I was reluctant to get up! Who knows which ji bai will steal my chair again. So I took my bag and put it on my chair. (Yeah, just laugh at me!) Then I told Lerlyn when we return, I would get a dirty chair with my bag on top of it. Then when we returned later, I made Lerlyn look at my chair and nothing changed at all! I still had my clean chair with my bag on the top of it.
She thought I was crazy!!
YEAH, LAUGH AT ME!
but im not crazy guys!
--
I know, I'm one weird kid!
Today I was walking to Human Biology when I saw Gwen. So I was just casually talking to Gwen. i don't know if its just me but her body kept going lower and lower to the ground and her hand was fiddling around in her jacket like she was suffering a heart attack or something. BUT she looks fine! Happy and cheerful like always. A MILLION THINGS WENT THROUGH MY HEAD! *looks away* I was like o___o Should i ask if she's okay? Err, crap! My legs are so cold, if she needs medical help, I don't think my frozen legs can run that fast to the teacher's office. Should I walk faster so if she collapsed on the floor, I wouldn't get blame?
(I know, I know! I'm a weird kid! My brain thinks too much! That explains my insomia)
Then mysteriously like she just read my mind..she's like 'I know it looks weird but I'm finding my ipod'. Then she pulls out her ipod from under her jacket. I didn't know if I should laugh at myself for thinking she was suffering a heart attack.
I mean WHY WOULD I THINK OF THAT!?!
o_____o *touch wood*
School is really making me go cuckoo!
Okay, I'm off to complete my homework that's due tomorrow!
Weird kid signing off!~
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